i have two pieces of wood that need to be connected to one another some how. whenever i try to figure out a solution, i become filled with anxiety. do you have any suggestions. thanks.
Ok, I have my bottle of wood glue but the end of it is all clogged up. I need something to poke through it to open it back up again but I'm scared and frightened.
this looks fucking terrifying
I woke up this morning and discovered that I had twenty nails sticking out of me, one in each of my fingers and toes
ReplyDeleteAm I going to die
it will impair your ability to follow bullet point one (and/or two) so i wouldn't rule out a slow agonizing death
ReplyDeletein the future you should check with me before things like this happen
what were you even thinking
i have two pieces of wood that need to be connected to one another some how. whenever i try to figure out a solution, i become filled with anxiety. do you have any suggestions. thanks.
ReplyDeleteAll you need is wood glue. Wood glue. Wood glue.
ReplyDeleteWood glue.
Here's a nail
ReplyDeleteIt never fails
It makes me wanna wag my tail
When it comes, I wanna wail:
NAAAIIIL!
you guys when i was little i ran barefoot over a bed of nails
ReplyDeletelife is better without nails
anonymous, lint of death is correct, wood glue or some manner of epoxy should do the trick
ReplyDeletethese solutions are not only nail-free but they are entirely devoid of nails
Ok, I have my bottle of wood glue but the end of it is all clogged up. I need something to poke through it to open it back up again but I'm scared and frightened.
ReplyDeletei hear the canine tooth of the human mouth is fairly pointy
ReplyDeleteanonymous: there is nothing that you can't do with a bent paperclip
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