Friday, July 24, 2009

this issue (about nails) has recently become relevant

is the following a nail (y/n)



also of note:





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11 comments:

  1. OH GOD OH GOD THAT IS SUCH A LARGE PICTURE OF A NAIL OH GOD THE TERRIBLE MEMORIES ARE HAUNTING ME

    also it certainly looks like a nail; even worse, it looks like it is fused with some sort of small mammal! what has science done

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  2. you are incredibly astute

    science has grafted nails to the end of some bird's choke-hole

    staying away from this insidious creature will surely result in increased nail safety for all

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  3. also

    I apologize for the picture but I must increase nail awareness somehow

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  4. Cuddlefish PrimeJuly 24, 2009 at 3:19 AM

    I seek your advice! As a special precaution, I have decided to remove every nail and nailoid artifact (including "screws" and "bolts") currently affixed to my place of residence. Should I attempt to do this myself, or hire a professional?

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  5. I just want to say how much the last three pictures look like something from those Customs leaflets you pick up at airports.

    "YOU MAY BRING LESS THAN 5KG OF BENT PAPERCLIPS BACK FROM CERTAIN OTHER NON-EU COUNTRIES AS LONG AS THEY ARE FOR YOUR OWN PERSONAL USE"

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  6. (y)
    it is a nail but it is also a hammer. it solves its own problems

    but it also creates them

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  7. Screws are clearly nails in disguise.

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  8. DO I SEE A NAIL IN THIS?!?!?!?

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  9. can this blog please be updated more?

    i feel like the lack of updates implies that someone was injured

    and i am scared

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  10. HateBottles fell on all kind of nails

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