"the only reasonable defense is constant paranoia"
Hm. Well despite being round and having a point on the top--fooled me at first!--I think this one is probably not a nail. Nails are usually not green, juicy-looking, or apples.
I am so happy that this blog exists.
Argh! A nailapple! *hides under desk*
It is clearly an apple infused with tin.
It oxidizes, ergo it is a nail.
I'd hit it.
It is a nail that is simply dreaming it is an apple.
Could be, I'd stay the fuck away from it just in case
i know it is not a pipe, does that count?but even if it is not a nail, it seems like a likely place where a nail could be hiding. I'd stay away.
I can't wait til Halloween candy time.CAPTCHA: oxylizes
Maten: is that an XKCD reference?