"the only reasonable defense is constant paranoia"
I woke up this morning and discovered that I had twenty nails sticking out of me, one in each of my fingers and toesAm I going to die
it will impair your ability to follow bullet point one (and/or two) so i wouldn't rule out a slow agonizing deathin the future you should check with me before things like this happenwhat were you even thinking
i have two pieces of wood that need to be connected to one another some how. whenever i try to figure out a solution, i become filled with anxiety. do you have any suggestions. thanks.
All you need is wood glue. Wood glue. Wood glue.Wood glue.
Here's a nailIt never failsIt makes me wanna wag my tailWhen it comes, I wanna wail:NAAAIIIL!
you guys when i was little i ran barefoot over a bed of nailslife is better without nails
anonymous, lint of death is correct, wood glue or some manner of epoxy should do the trickthese solutions are not only nail-free but they are entirely devoid of nails
Ok, I have my bottle of wood glue but the end of it is all clogged up. I need something to poke through it to open it back up again but I'm scared and frightened.
i hear the canine tooth of the human mouth is fairly pointy
anonymous: there is nothing that you can't do with a bent paperclip