Tuesday, July 21, 2009

NAIL ALERT

this looks fucking terrifying


things you can to to prevent nails:
  • don't step on nails
  • stay away from nails
  • we will tell you when nails are okay again
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10 comments:

  1. Cuddlefish PrimeJuly 21, 2009 at 8:00 PM

    I woke up this morning and discovered that I had twenty nails sticking out of me, one in each of my fingers and toes

    Am I going to die

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  2. it will impair your ability to follow bullet point one (and/or two) so i wouldn't rule out a slow agonizing death

    in the future you should check with me before things like this happen

    what were you even thinking

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  3. i have two pieces of wood that need to be connected to one another some how. whenever i try to figure out a solution, i become filled with anxiety. do you have any suggestions. thanks.

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  4. All you need is wood glue. Wood glue. Wood glue.

    Wood glue.

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  5. Here's a nail
    It never fails
    It makes me wanna wag my tail
    When it comes, I wanna wail:
    NAAAIIIL!

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  6. you guys when i was little i ran barefoot over a bed of nails

    life is better without nails

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  7. anonymous, lint of death is correct, wood glue or some manner of epoxy should do the trick

    these solutions are not only nail-free but they are entirely devoid of nails

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  8. Ok, I have my bottle of wood glue but the end of it is all clogged up. I need something to poke through it to open it back up again but I'm scared and frightened.

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  9. i hear the canine tooth of the human mouth is fairly pointy

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  10. anonymous: there is nothing that you can't do with a bent paperclip

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